Ten Commandments of College

andmentsI- Thou Shalt Nap
And God gave unto Student a great gift, the gift of napping. God said to him, You shall spend half your day napping. You shall nap in class, in your room and in your friend's room. And God said, if you don't nap, you will not be able to stay up all night drinking. And Student said, Nap I shall, and it was good.

II- Thou Shalt Get Sick All the Time
Now God said to Student, you must be sick all of the time. And student said why. And God said unto him, you shall share drinks, stay up too late, drink too much and make out with people you don't know. Therefore, God said, you shall be sick all year round. But God said, blessed are the sick for they have partied the hardest. And it was good.

III- Thou Shalt Write Witty Away Messages
Student asked, but God, how will I show everyone that I am funny? And God said unto him, thou shall write witty away messages. God said to student, you shall never just say you are in the shower, you shall say you are getting wet and wild in the shower. You shall never say you are at class, you shall say you are sleeping in class. God said, if you do not write witty away messages, I shall smite you. Blessed are the funny, for they will get many girls to be their friends but never hook up with them. And it was good.

IV- Thou Shalt Wear a Hoodie
And then Student asked God, God how do I look like a college kid. And God said unto student, you must wear a hoodie, for it is a useful garment. And you shall never wash it either. Student asked God, "What kind of Hoodie should it be?" And God said, "You shall own many of varying colors and creeds." And Student was pleased and God was pleased.

V- Thou Shalt Shit a Lot
And Student asked of his bathroom habit and God told him, Student, you shall eat in the Cafeteria and you shall shit a lot. And it will not be good shit, it will be the shit of the devil for your ass shall burn for hours. Your school shall put laxatives in their food and you shall feel their pain. And Student began to weep, and God said unto him, Student, fear not the shit, for all your fellow students will be experiencing the same. And Student dried his eyes and thanked God and God told him to use wet naps to ease the pain.

VI- Thou Shalt Eat EasyMac
Student asked unto God if there was any alternatives to the cafeteria, and God said to him, you shall eat a lot of EasyMac. It is easy to make and you don't need milk or a stove. And student said microwaves were forbidden by the RA. And God said to him, you shall hide the microwave under your bed with a towel on top. And Student asked, what if it is discovered. And God told him to stop being such a pussy, and it was good.

VII- Thou Shalt Hook Up
Student then asked of sex. And God said, Student, you shall hook up and be happy. You shall go home with random people every weekend and forget about them the next day. You shall see them at class and be awkward amongst their company. You shall exchange saliva at bars and parties and it will be good. And Student became gleeful and God told Student to wrap it up because He knows where she has been, but Student does not.

VIII- Thou Shalt Join a Club and Never Go to Meetings
Student inquired of his spare time and God reminded him that he should be napping. But Student said he wanted to do other things. So God said unto him, you shall join a club at the beginning of the semester, but then never go to meetings. And Student asked why he should not go to meetings, and God told him, because the glee club is gay. And Student understood His wisdom.

IX- Thou Shalt Wake Up Confused
God said to Student, there will come many a day when you shall wake up in the bed of another and not know where you are. You will not remember what you did last night and you shall be confused. You will see that you have nipple rings and a tattoo now and are covered in Sharpie. And Student was disturbed by this, but God said, you shall tell great stories about it to your friends someday. And Student understood and God took a sip of a beer.

And God gave Student the final Commandment

X- Thou Shalt Gain Weight
And Student wished to hear the final commandment and God said he would not like it. But Student insisted, so God said unto him, you shall gain weight. However, God said, you will not buy new clothes, so you will wear sweat pants a lot. God said, Student, you will watch a lot of TV and become fat to which Student wept profusely. But God comforted Student saying, you will still get ass even if you cannot tie your shoes anymore. Student felt better and God pointed to Student's chest saying, those will soon be bitch tits. And it was good.

Back in KL

I'm IN KL NOW!

and yeah, its hot.

i need some gelati.....

That Saturday Thing

so here's the deal.
RSVP-ed List:

1. Me
2. Kee Win
3. Ken
4. CC
5. Isaac
6. Kee Hong
   
7. Grace
8. Dan
9. May Lin
10. Kai
11. Pat (after dinner)
12. Kim (after dinner)

Can't Make It List:

1. CK (in Switzerland)
2. Harvard
3. Ming Khin
   
4. Eugene

Food provided but we'll split the cost, Kee Win's house (ask him or CC for directions) at 6 pm.
*phew* i've got it all memorised now.

Party soon!

My poor abandoned group blog...
Well, in case anyone reads this,
PARTY on the 4th of FeB!!!
it's a SATURDAY and we're all heading over to KEE WIN'S HOUSE.
That's somewhere in USJ 6, SUBANG (near summit)
it'll be in the EVENING and either pot luck or money chipped in..
kee win says STAYING OVER is an option.
please bear in mind parents are around although they will leave you to yourself.
be ready for a night of poker, tai di, drinking, eating, and making merry!
also... CHELSEA VS LIVERPOOL! good match. kee win was no astro, but all the mamaks nearby do!
p.s: it's mostly for KEN'S 20th BIRTHDAY on the 3rd.. 1 day late won't kill..
RSVP would be good but you slackers won't bother lah. if you will, BEFORE CNY would be good. to ME.. JeAnniE 8-)
oh, and GoNg Hei FaTt ChOy!!

So HOW ?

I wonder what everyone is doing this weekend ar ???
These are my plans so far....

24th afternoon - Quite free. Might have to bake a cake for 25th....

24th night - Church. Dinner with Immediate Family.

25th afternoon - Pretty free. Thinking of popping down to Klang after church in the morning. Might have to ice the cake, and decorate it as well. Last minute wrapping of presents.

25th night - Family celebration. Hopefully can rush down to Pat's at 10 pm.

What are you doing ?

Commonwealth and New Year = Come On Wealthy New Year!

Yoohooo.. two things to bring attention to this post (which would really be a lot more effective if anyone actually read anything) erm.. we're most likely gonna watch badminton for Commonwealth. The cheapest tickets are $11 (that's AUD) and i dunno what countries are playing who. It DoeSn'T Say!! aaarrgghhh stress! erm.. so anywayz, the finals are all sold out. so are the semi finals. haha no choice BUT to watch the knockout stages. unless you wanna watch mixed doubles finals, those are still open. just a bit pricier.

Second point. NEW YEAR IS COMING!
yes yes, we haven't actually gotten past christmas, but my brother was just asking me what my plans are and I DUNNO.. don't know which group to celebrate with etc etc. haiyor. so what does everyone normally do? I'm kind of put off by the whole Bintang Walk scene.. street parties in general. BLeah. Too crowded and hot and stuffy. and nothing much other than being sprayed in the face by strangers. haha.. But was thinking of renting a hotel room where we could watch fireworks? Initially i thought Times Sq but Kee Win reckons Sunway would be nice. Any thoughts on that? If we wanna do the hotel thing, have to rush! Book Now kind of thing!
Errr... oh, otherwise i am contemplating crashing my brother's do - he and friends are hosting a party at a suite (oooohhh..) themed samurais and geishas.. haha costumes are compulsory (+ rm 60 and BYO alc. Acks.. )
rambled on a bit. new year plans. Got any?

Wednesday Night Dinner?

Just a suggestion. For those of you in the Klang Valley area, Kee Win's back on tuesday and i thought it'd be nice to go for dinner with him soon? Plus, i NEED to get out into the fresh air somewhere, or just anywhere that's not the office or my house. I NEED to see FRIENDS... lack of social contact. anyway, try and reply about whether you're free wednesday night and we can sort out details later. Hope something happens!

Sneeze.

I just sneezed. Phew